cocaineteas:

me posing for a pic:

image

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lamelohan:

mom: your room is dirty

me: image

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thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

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brightness:

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

image

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Maybe it won’t work out. But maybe seeing if it does will be the best adventure ever.

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I actually love this
It’s so comforting

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catsareassholes:

acerb1a:

Toffee was mad that he couldn’t fit in the kitten house so he squished it

the second cat looking at the camera like “do you see this bullshit?”

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