jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

(via chevydrivin-rednecksgirlfriend)



hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

(via chevydrivin-rednecksgirlfriend)


(via asian)


legalmexican:

I only accept anon hate in size 12 Times New Roman double spaced MLA format

(via pukeflow)


poopflow:

james franco look like one of those sweaty stoners that shows up to class late every day and is like “you got another pencil i can use bruh” and he never gives them back what does he do with all those pencils

(via stuck-incolderweather)


slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

(via asian)


relahvant:

image

what a time to be alive

(via pizza)


(via pizza)


latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

(via humorking)